The businesswoman who looked suspiciously like Nicki Minaj broke out the pink champale, something that made Art very angry.
"What the eff... are you doing?" he angrily asked.
"Aren't we done?" she said, almost levitating off the ground.
"NO!" Art said. "There are two teams left to do. I know these have been a grind - and it's taken us an unnaturally long time to do these - but there's really only two left."
Art looked at the spreadsheets again, his eyes uncomfortably glancing at the bottom drawer where he knew the Corvousier was kept.
"Two more," he said as much to himself as he did the businesswoman with the champale. "Two more, then we can get to our summer plans."
The businesswoman sighed. "Bucknell," she said.
"Yes, Bucknell," Art said. "The surprise of 2014, the team that was one play away from knocking off the eventual champions. While they won't be anyone's surprise team in 2015, what is a bit of a surprise is their overall Patsy Rating. It's been their best in a while. A... LONG... while."
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