The 2015 Patsy Ratings – Lafayette’s Class of 2019
With the businesswoman that looked uncannily like Nicki Minaj, he was staring... staring... staring at some webpage with the latest Lafayette recruits on Rivals.
Eventually the numbers blurred, becoming more and more blurry, until...
"Wake up!" the businesswoman said.
Art's head shot up from the keyboard, awoken from a strange dream.
He dreamed that the businesswoman had become a full-fledged Lafayette Leopard fan, complete with crazy hair and very high heels.
"We need to get this done!" the businesswoman said. "Stop napping! Get back to work!"
"Sure thing," Art said, as he deleted his browsing history, and returned to his spreadsheet. Much to his surprise, his analysis of the Leopard's Patsy Rating was complete.
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