The 2016 Patsy Ratings: No. 1 – Lehigh
"What'cha doin'?", another Committee member said.
"In a way, I hate this time of year," she said. "With the Patsy Ratings done, all we have left to get us through the offseason are all these videos. Sure, there's spring football, of course, but fall always feels so far away in March."
"Is that a VHS copy of Colgate beating Florida Atlantic in 2003? Didn't Howard Schnellenberger order that all surviving copies of that game be destroyed?"
"That was a heck of a find," she said. "Apparently they were cleaning up some house in Ithaca and the kids were going to throw out an old shopping bag filled with videos. Incredibly, they found it, along with rare footage of Cornell playing a competitive game with Colgate."
"Do we have any Yuenglings in the fridge?"
"Sure. Pull up a chair. The 1991 Holy Cross/Lehigh showdown is on."
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