The 2016 Patsy Ratings: No. 3 – Bucknell
"You're going to get wing sauce all over these folders," another said. "Buffalo wings and Patsy point calculation don't exactly go together."
"Don't judge me," the member said, a bit more sourly this time. "I just work differently than you. I need protein when I compute the Patsies. Just because you're a Vegan don't tell me how to do things."
"I'm not judging," the Vegan member said, munching on her kale chips. "I'm simply saying not everyone likes to smell Buffalo wing sauce permeating the folders. That's something I think we all can agree on.
"Mmmph," was all the other red-eyed Committee member could muster, his mouth full of Buffalo wings, blue cheese sauce, and celery.
The Vegan looked quzzically, until she saw a third member holding up a half-empty bottle of "Third Street Chicken and Ribs - Nuclear Sauce" behind him.
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